Cletus Mcgee walked into the liquor store on a Saturday afternoon to buy his daily 12-pack of beer and lottery ticket when he saw someone at the front of the store with a gun to the clerk's head.
McGee thought to himself for a moment and then acted with the fury of seventy lions. He pounced on the man, ripped the gun from his hand, and set forth to cut out the mans heart.Just as Mcgee was about to cut out the guys heart he felt a gun pressed up against the back of his head."Freeze mofo!", said a crunchy voice. Mcgee could feel the warm yet gentle flow of liguid start to roll down his knee as he slowly turned his head to see his foe. "Don't you look at me, hands down!", said the man. Mcgee started to tremble even more, and his pants were piss-soaked now. "Man all I want is some dinner, man.." squeeled Mcgee. "Well I guess you should've thought of that befo..haha..I can't hold it anymore, whatsup man!" Mcgee sprung around to see his good buddy Willis. "You motherfucker!, you made me piss myself man". "Yeah sorry, I couldn't resist, let's dig in!". Mcgee and Willis laughed and joked as they ate the mans heart, as well as other parts, and lived happily ever after.